Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Spring Arrives Tomorrow…….

……at least for a few days.

The weather guessers are calling for upper 50s and rain tomorrow followed by sunny and near 70 Thursday! After that, who knows! That’s a direct quote from the meter…..metrol……weather guessing idjit on the 6:00 news!

I’ll leave the snow shovel standing in the corner of the front porch for a while longer……or forever. Not that I know how to use it, or am capable of learning…..ever, it just seems to me that as long as it’s easy to get to we don’t need it.

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The d’hogs and I ventured outdoors for an hour or so today.  That’s not a typo……you should see them eat!

THE BOSS had Godzilla so we were on foot and didn’t wander far. Don’t let this shot of the back yard fool you. This part of the yard only gets a  few hours of sun each day, thanks to the ridge behind us, so this snow probably won’t melt until sometime in July. It’s still about 6 or 8 inches deep right along the tree line where the sun only shines for about 9 minutes every other day.

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THE BOSS calls this shot “Through the Rabbit Hole”. I sure hope she hasn’t seen any rabbits big enough to do that….or if she has, I hope she shares whatever she was smoking at the time.

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My burd watching chair is almost snow free. That’s a lot of melting since yesterday. I would clear the snow myself but this is part of a science experiment I’m conducting…….to see how long it will take it to disappear on it’s own. Besides, if you subscribe to the “keep the snow shovel handy and you’ll never need it” school of thought, clearing the chair myself will just make it snow again.

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THE BOSS’s lilies are ready for spring.

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My Irish Setter hunting boots are very warm and they’re also waterproof ……..especially if you lace ‘em up. Sharp eyed readers will note that I still haven’t bothered lacing them up.

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DADDY! DADDY! DADDY!…..WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’?

CAN I PLAY WITH ONE OF THE CAMERAS?

WHY ARE WE STANDIN’ ON THE PICNIC TABLE?

MOM WILL KILL YOU IF YOU FALL OFF AND SURVIVE!

GIVE BUDDY ONE OF THOSE GRANOLA BARS IN YOUR CAMERA BAG?

MOLLY SAYS DITTO.

DADDY! DADDY! DADDY!……WHAT MEANS DITTO?

(You may have guessed by now that Buddy’s a little goofy. He sounds like Goofy, too. DUH HUH, GAWRSH!)

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I was standing on the table to get this shot of a male Downy Woodpecker……and I didn’t fall off! However, it was at this point that all the voices in my head were drowned out by:

“ROKET MAN, THIS IS GOD! LOOK UP!”

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“I HAVE SENT THIS BURD AS A SIGN JUST FOR YOU!”

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“YES, THAT IS A VULTURE CIRCILING OVER YOUR HEAD!”

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“DON’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT THEM RIDING THERMALS.”

“THEY’RE WAITING FOR YOU TO FALL OFF THAT PICNIC TABLE……AGAIN…… YOU BIG DUMMY!”

BANGY BANGY

“EVEN IF THE FALL DOESN’T KILL YOU KNOW THE BOSS PROBABLY WILL WHEN SHE FINDS YOU LYING IN THE SHRUBBERY WHIMPERING LIKE A BIG BABY………AGAIN!”

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So I went back inside……..but I still haven’t laced up my boots.

Maybe next winter…….

6 comments:

  1. i like the rabbit hole. i think you should head for it next time frankie gets the fryin' pan...

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    1. I'll have to get a head start.....she runs faster than me!

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  2. Glad to see that Frankie is still keeping you in check! lol

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  3. Chip, nice to see that some parts of VA had what can really be called snow, unlike the non-event we had here on the VA eastern shore this weekend. And the Boss might use that weapon if you don't lace your boots!

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  4. I think she's whacked you too hard a time or too fellow!

    Luv the burd pictures!

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  5. Shifts in temperature like that are enough to give anyone whiplash! Sadly for us it's a shift in the other direction...near sixty today then low 20s before it's all over and that lasts for a week or so...ugh! I should have brought my camera on my walk yesterday...there were so many Canadian Geese out there that it would have been hard to get past them if the way were any narrower!

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